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ADAM SANDLER >> Merchandise Links
ADAM SANDLER
"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" {Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow} {Cow:} Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" {Plane sounds} {M1:} Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it {Cow:} Moo {Ripcord sounds} {Cow:} Moo,mrr {Parachute opens} {Cow:} Moow {Thud} "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" {Cow opening paper bag} {Cow:} Moo,moo {Car screeches, and turns back around} {Cow:} Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" {Cow walking towards pool, big splash} {Cow:} Moo {Crowd cheering} {Cow:} Mrr,mrr {Underwater moo} "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" {F1:} Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you {Cow:} Moo {F1:} Uh uh uh, you can't touch that {Cow:} Moo {Bouncer:} Keep your hands off the girl {Cow:} Moo {Bouncer:} Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave {Cow:} Moo {M2:} Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" {Tennis ball being hit} {Farmer:} That was out {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out {Cow:} Mrr {Farmer:} You cannot see from that angle {Cow:} Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" {Phone rings, cow picks it up} {Farmer:} Hello may I speak to the cow {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} Hi, I'm a famous actor {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} Why don't I make reservations? {Cow:} Moo {Farmer:} And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle {Cow:} Mrr {Farmer:} Take that fatty {Cow:} Mrr {Slams down phone} "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" {Car sounds} {Farmer:} Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. {Car hits farmer} {Farmer:} Oooh {Cow:} Mooooooooooooo
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