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ADAM SANDLER >> Merchandise Links
ADAM SANDLER
{Richie:} "So ya doin' good?" {Samantha:} "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" {Richie:} "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." {Samantha:} "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming." {Richie:} "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..." {She hangs up phone} {Phone rings} {Richie:} "Hello?" {Samantha:} "Sorry, I thought he was coming." {Richie:} "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet {Samantha:} "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights." {Richie:} "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..." {She hangs up phone} {Richie:} "Come on.." {Phone rings} {Richie:} "Hey." {Samantha:} "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom." {Richie:} "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.." {She hangs up the phone again} {Richie:} "Give me a break..." {Phone rings} {Richie:} "Hello." {Samantha:} "Sorry. It was just my dog." {Richie:} "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?" {Samantha:} "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go." {Richie:} "Don't hang up!" {Samantha:} "Richie, I can't talk!" {Richie:} "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him." {Samantha:} "It's not my dad." {Richie:} "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?" {Samantha:} "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here." {Richie:} "Who's there? Is it a guy!?" {Samantha:} "Richie!" {Richie:} "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!" {Samantha:} "oh.. it's just.. hold on." {Hands phone to guy} {Richie:} "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!" {Buffoon:} "Fuckin' shit!" {Richie:} "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!" {Buffoon:} "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button." {Richie:} "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!" {Richie slams down phone} {Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?" {Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!" {Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." {Whispering} "I love you..."
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