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Polly Jean Harvey : I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot! Vincent : I know you are, babe. Polly Jean Harvey : No, it's quite hot in here. Vincent : Are you stupid? Is the nature of a glass house. Oh fabulous, here's Matthew + Bjork. Bjork : Hello. Matthew : Vincent, Polly - Good to see you. Bjork : I'm so excited! I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before. E-erotic, really. Matthew has brought about in me He's opened a lot of plebeian activities that I've not experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily [ au fait? ] Vincent : Yea, Bjork, whatever. I just wanna know when you two down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on? Polly Jean Harvey : Vincent! How rude! Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I-- Bjork : Oh to throw up -- It means what? Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous? I want to know so many things I've got a lot of many for designer clothes I can just trudge through the desert getting my [ comp de gar?on? ] skirt all dirty and dusty It don't matter If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it. Matthew : I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but do you kids say to a picnic? I've got the basket and the bent waiting We could play some touch football, what do you say? Vincent : Hey, yea, Matthew, we're both hot former football players I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing Polly? Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall and Bjork's recording it Bjork : The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly! Matthew : Isn't she [ an adorable / a darling ] thing? Vincent : When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think-- Matthew : How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of! Vincent : Matthew, I didn't say Bjork I'm just thinking of any ass Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass Like my ass is-- Polly Jean Harvey : Vincent you are an ass! You are an ass! Matthew : What about my ass? It's hard from sports This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of Latter Day Saints
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