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LIL' KIM >> Merchandise Links
LIL' KIM
{*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*} {Taxi Driver:} Alright, sir, which side of the street would you like to be on. {Patron:} Yeah, that one. That side right there. {Taxi Driver:} Yeah, okay. The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out. {Taxi Driver:} Okay, that will be four-ninety please. {Patron:} Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change. {Taxi Driver:} Oh, fuck you! The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking. {Box Office Worker:} May, I help you? {Patron:} Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore. {Box Office Worker:} That will be ten dollars. He hands her money and then walks through a door. {Box Office Worker:} Fuckin' weirdo. {*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*} {Concession Stand Worker:} Yeah, may I help you? {Patron:} Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot of napkins please. {Concession Stand Worker:} Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all? {Patron:} Yeah, ah... {Concession Stand Worker:} That'll be six-ninety-five. The patron hands another bill over. {Concession Stand Worker:} Ah, man, why this shit so slimey? {Patron:} Huh! The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background. The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating. {Patron:} Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the masturbating patron continue. {Patron:} Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah. Work it, bitch!
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